Christnukkah Tree Damage Report, December 16th

One piece of tinsel, sorely abused

 

As of 9:05 p.m. today, the kwats have knocked down a total of

13 17

ornaments from the Christnukkah tree, pulled down

3

feet of tinsel (1 foot each on three separate occasions),
and ripped free

5-6

pieces of the aforementioned tinsel
that would make up a total length of

1.5

feet if laid end to end,
if it could be collected from

4

separate rooms in the house.