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| Midnight in clothes dryer: first offense |
MIDNIGHT
Midnight "The Village Idiot" Smoke
Known criminal associate of Bandit
- Burglary and/or felony trespass and/or illegal entry into domestic appliance preventing further use and obstructing private commerce
- Laundry tampering
- Compounding a felony by emitting fur
- Disrespect for authority by insolent use of tongue and refusal to evacuate premises
- Habitual criminal
- Torpor (third-class misdemeanor)
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| Midnight in clothes dryer: second offense, compounded by sticking out tongue at law enforcement officers |
CRIMESTOPPERS #2: SEE CRIMESTOPPERS #1
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