- One of the cats threw up Lake Michigan in the living room two days ago.
- Three days ago Midnight tore out a three-foot strand of tinsel from the Christnukkah tree and tried to eat it. We yelled at him to stop, which prompted him to sit on the tinsel strand and continue eating. Scruffles has photos to prove this. We took the tinsel away which caused Midnight to look nonplussed, which is the best word I can think of that describes how he looked.
- Bandit got on the kitchen counter and tried to eat all the turkey bacon this morning, which prompted a DEFCON ONE alert and Bandit's expeditious removal from the kitchen. He looked nonplussed.
- Midnight tried to help me wrap presents this morning. It did not go well. Not worth describing, you can already guess.
- It is totally amazing how many people in Malaysia read this blog. Just amazing. Why?
- I found out where Sophie Cleese has been hiding from everyone because a picture frame cracked and the picture fell off the wall beside the main bed, and as I picked up the picture I saw Sophie lying against the bottom of the far side of the bed, hidden by the overhang of blankets above her. We had hunted for her hiding place for weeks.
More breaking news later.
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| Serendipity, who will still not get out of the damn tree. |
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Thank you for your insightful comments about stupid cats.