More Things I Did Not Know Cats Could Do, Like Defy Gravity

In a previous life, I was Houdini's favorite assistant.

This Midnight, defying the laws of reason and gravity by walking on the walls. You have to turn the picture counterclockwise once to see the real event. That's Blizzard in the background bored because Midnight does this all the time. I wet myself when this happened. Now I wear Depends, two at a time. The Pentagon looked at him but wasn't interested. "It's just a damn cat," said the generals when they left.