a.k.a. Princess, Snowball, Shut Up for God's Sake
Professional Feline Fatale
- Habitual stalking, harassment, and intimidation for purposes of self-promotion to result in blasphemous, idolatrous, and heretical worship of self by the general public
- Interference in a lawful marriage by seductive enticement to a male spouse to engage in a relationship vaguely like bestiality although without the actual occurrence of bestiality, merely the appearance of same for purposes of disrupting said lawful marriage and gaining the affections of the male spouse for herself
- Assault, third degree, by scratching anyone who stops scratching her first
- Felony voyeurism (details sealed by court order)
- Disturbance of the peace by loud vociferation without cause at every opportunity
- Excessive sulking and glaring (misdemeanor, fourth degree)
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| Is that a catnip rat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
CRIMESTOPPERS #3: IF YOU DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE FIRST TWO, DON'T BOTHER READING THIS ONE, EITHER.
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Thank you for your insightful comments about stupid cats.