Friday, November 29, 2013

Things I Was Not Aware That Cats Could Do (Part 2)

Did anyone call for an I.T. consultant?
On August 16th of this year, Scruffles was researching something using Google on her laptop when Serendipity (a.k.a. Dip, the Dipster, Dippity Doo, and HOLY #### OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE ########) walked over and flopped down flat across the keyboard as if it were a futon. What happened next is one of those scientific impossibilities like cold fusion, the Piltdown Man, or locating signs of intelligent life in Congress. Dip's paws and body managed to hit the right combination of keys to completely invert the contents of the monitor. Everything on the screen was now upside-down when not one second before it had been right-side up. (See enlarged detail below, with focus sharpened using IrfanView 4.35. Click the pic and examine the results.)

Yes, I do work for the NSA.
Scruffles and Bear bowed before the almighty power of the Dipster and did homage before remembering it was just a #######ing cat. Then Bear got on his own laptop and 30 minutes later had the solution for re-inverting the screen. Dip was properly chastised with a right good scolding that caused her to yawn.

Magic? Superscience? Satanism? Psychic energies from Atlantis? A harbinger of the End Times? Or was The Dipster just screwing around with us? Look at the evidence. You decide.

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