Sunday, October 12, 2014

Alternate Names For Our Cats: Blizzard

"I can see you ignoring me."
* Princess
* Beautiful Lady
* Snowball
* Little Girl
* Chatterbox
* Rugrat
* Bug Radar
* Queen Diva
* The Jealous One
* Green-Eyes
* Officer Blizzard of the Big House Sex Police
* The Crazy Possessive Movie Star Cat of Sunset Boulevard
* She Who Must Be Petted Without Delay or She Will Glare at You Forever
* Loudmouth
* Noisemaker
* What Are You Talking About
* I Can't Understand Anything You're Saying
* Just Tell Me What You Want You're Driving Me Crazy
* Shut Up
* I Said Shut Up
* For the Love of God Just Shut Up
* SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAHHHHH GAAAAAH

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Thank you for your insightful comments about stupid cats.