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| Film at 11. |
Scruffles and Bear and Bandit and Blizzard and Midnight and Serendipity and Sophie Cleese and Tachyon and such hell on earth as Bear has never imagined or dreamed of. Oh, woe to poor Bear! Plus you will find helpful advice on owning and caring for cats while hating them at the same time, which isn't hypocritical at all.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Alternate Names For Our Cats: Blizzard
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| "I can see you ignoring me." |
* Beautiful Lady
* Snowball
* Little Girl
* Chatterbox
* Rugrat
* Bug Radar
* Queen Diva
* The Jealous One
* Green-Eyes
* Officer Blizzard of the Big House Sex Police
* The Crazy Possessive Movie Star Cat of Sunset Boulevard
* She Who Must Be Petted Without Delay or She Will Glare at You Forever
* Loudmouth
* Noisemaker
* What Are You Talking About
* I Can't Understand Anything You're Saying
* Just Tell Me What You Want You're Driving Me Crazy
* Shut Up
* I Said Shut Up
* For the Love of God Just Shut Up
* SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAHHHHH GAAAAAH
Alternate Names For Our Cats: Midnight
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| Can't Find His Way Out of a Box Full of Holes |
* Dark Matter
* Pea Brain
* You Moron
* Stop That
* Wotzizname
* Young Man
* Our Little Leopard
* Fuzz Head
* Rag Doll
* You Idiot
* Gimme That
* No
* I Said No
* Are You Deaf
* Put That Down
* You Bonehead
* Speaker to Space Hamsters
* Detective Midnight of the Faucet Patrol
* Boneless Droopy Cat
* Tarzan Ninja Cat Who Dares the Unknown
* What's Making That Awful Noise
* You Little Rodent
One Year Later...
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| A stupid cat gives me advice on this blog. |
Here is more about our stupid cats. They are much stupider than last year. Especially Dip and Midnight.
Enjoy.
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